- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
- me when i go out: i should've stayed home
- me when i stay home: i should've gone out
- me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
- me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
- me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
- me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
